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stoner-senpai:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

And bonus points if you say why

(Source: warningyoumayfall)

sassymontparnassy:

did anyone realize that california laws went into effect today that allows trans* youth to pick which bathroom and sports team they feel comfortable with in school

i think that’s the bee’s knees

(Source: heatherchandlersscrunchie)


alcoholicgifts:

nevver:

Lambcore

too fucking metal


sunshineskyes:

calsnipnops:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

HES SO FUCKING HOT LIKE MARRY ME

Lol

(Source: aboosrou7ak)

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

allforonewegauge:

yaesthetic:

Guess who lost a bet

Okay I realize this is a dudebro but can we just talk about his fucking ass for a second.

Beautiful.

california-lesbiann:

I just said fuck it and wore sweats and a shirt all day✌️ Message me:/

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(Source: awwww-cute)

letlovebetheanswer:

You can tell that’s a fake smile but whatever. 💁


emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

(Source: wasabi-desu)

(Source: httpvomit)

Advertising done right

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.