May 2013
So bored I can either eat snacks or go to sleep. Or both. I like both.
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Something my boss should know about me.
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
greekgogurt:
beep beep friends
Classy as fuck
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
I hate stupid people and I’m surrounded.
nicolascagefanblog:
if its over 10 dollars its too expensive
I hate you. And now I don’t think I can ever UN hate you, no matter how much I love you…
April 2013
myhyperdelicsurreality:
dude fuck what people think, eat what you want and if someone calls you fat fucking eat them too.
nue:
how are you supposed to talk about your feelings without sounding like a faggot
pooka-saurus:
shining-vagina:
carlyjespen:
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
February 2013
January 2013
stoneystark:
tomfletcherscats:
my kids arent going to have bunkbeds they’re going to have punkbeds because i’ll be a hardcore mom
Defend top bunk
Nicki Minaj sounds like a gay Jay-Z when her...
shining-in-room217:
emkaymlp:
bllond-e:
Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99
go to your room
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
